Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 14, 2021

Festivus?

Oooooo…Dangerous thinking so close to Christmas. Santa is still watching.

Festivier; mischeavier!

The folks on the other side of his Zoom call would be happy if you poked him with a stick.

Decorate him like the tree.

Time to trim Adam? (Light him up, not lighten him up.)

Disrespectful kids…..not funny!

Festivier. Good word.

Replace his coffee with decaf? No, no, that would be cruel…

You would think Adam would learn, but what would be the fun in that?

Is there a different result using warm eggnog instead of warm water? Seems like a waste of good eggnog.

I think that a Santa beard attached with permanent glue might be in order …..

“Festivier.” Merry Christmas, Webster’s.

No, not the electrified Festivas pole! This one time, consider the risk and liability.

Decorate him

Rotten kids…after he chewed off the ^@#*& squirrel tail for you.