Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 01, 2022

Rent is now 2 jelly beans monthly

Might as well give him a couple – you’re not really enjoying them.

Less fortunate?

On the one hand Adam is very fortunate, on the other hand he is very Adam

Adam, there is this new invention called the store, or short of that…Amazon?

You wouldn’t share your coffee with her, would you, Adam??

I detest parents who try to “guilt” their kids into doing things they don’t want to do.

I speak from personal experience.

“Remember who paid for the groceries, including the jelly beans?”

You’re gonna need a shovel to clean out that barn, honey.

Thus do the greedy get their goods and the good learn to spurn the greedy. Maybe Adam needs a sign, “Will Dad for candy!”

Or a roll of TP.

Speaking of jelly beans….spouse tried valiantly to find them for Easter baskets for the “grands”. Apparently there was a shortage.

Carry them around in your pocket awhile, Katie. He won’t want them then.

Spatula? He’s more like a bricklayer.

Spatula? this needs a shovel.

Might need a shovel for that thick ooze……

Put her up for adoption.

Katy, learn to share now so he will share later.

Better have some Wellies on.

Katy needs to think this through. If Adam likes the jelly beans, he is likely to order a truck load of them.

Pigpen offered Charlie Brown a jellybean. They were perhaps licorie as they were ALL black. C B declined.

You can drive Adam. Get in the car and go buy you own jelly beans. Jebus.