Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 05, 2024

he borrowed it from Clayton

Maybe that’s how he used to look before Ma Nature took over.

If the coffee doesn’t wake you, the face will.

Should have made his nose smaller too. It takes up too much space on the label.

Clayton should sue for label.

She should’ve said: “The hair seems…present (or there)”!

The fountain of youth in a coffee mug

I wonder if Clayton can sue for “unauthorized use of his likeness”. Nah, Adam’s schnozz is too big!

Does Adam’s Coffee cause hair loss?

My hair is going from gray to white

That’s got to be from my Nuclear Coffee, it can’t have anything to do with being over 60

But does it have the Doc seal of approval?

On a box? He’d look better on a pod. If they register his face properly on the foil, the coffee powder could come out through a hole in his nose. Wouldn’t that be a hoot for the coder boys in the cubicle pit?

“Hair today, gone, um… yesterday…”

I would buy some, although I figure Adam will drink it all…

Hills Brothers has the same old guy in his nightgown draining a cup on the go.

It needs something more as a selling point, like Doc’s Nuclear Coffee. I mean people will look at that and think who’s Adam and why should I care about his coffee?

How about truth in advertising…..example for kids?

If I were Clayton I’d be worried I’ll be looking just like dear old dad when I reach his age!

As mentioned here yesterday, Adam’s Coffee already exists. He wears glasses in his logo.

Put some on the cup, too. Mmmm, strong, hairy coffee.

The only coffee with male-pattern-boldness™

Always did think Adam looked like Clayton as a boy. Now, he’s gonna have some REAL issues!!

Always realized Clayton was Adam as a boy, but how did Katy not spot that? And will Clayton come down with some serious issues once HE sees this?!