Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 28, 2013

Blecccchhhh!

I love this strip…. you KNOW I do, Tony….but sometimes….just now and then….there’s an eeensy weeensy little problem with a guy writing a “girl strip”….

I don’t wanna sound sexist or anything….

But only icky nasty boys do things like that.They can’t help it cos they’re full of snips and snails and boogers and stuff.

Oooh, sorry Bruno….I tried to serve that on wry….

But it’s hard to show facetiousness here…let me give it a few twinkles…

Are you outta your flokking mind, Agnes?!!

It’s not only flocking. You also have to worry about splinters if you get the gum from under benches.

I wonder if there is a best season for gathering gum. Perhaps when it’s cold and the gum congeals to a hard solid; it would pull off more easily from beneath bleachers, shoes, concrete, etc.

Used something like this at a bowling alley to remove gum from the approaches and bowling shoes.It freezes the gum so you can chip off.

Then to reuse just wrap in an old sock and microwave.Softens and flocks at the same time.

How cool is that!

Never much cared for ABC gum.

X and Bri — I knew it!

Boogers!

And thanks, Bruno!

Ecologically conscious. Reduce, reuse, recycle, retask. She retasked jelly beans, reused gum whose only failing was loss of flavor, recycled what any readers had swallowed, reduced any desire for gum.Whatagenius!!!