Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 24, 2013

So… if you give money to the people who are trying to provide food and housing to elderly, indigent reggae singers….

Are you a Rastafarianitarianitarian?

And if you could … but you won’t..are you a don’tcarian?

Perhaps.

Or the old joke,- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Or librarians, for that matter.

Actually it’s easy to pronounce…Ras-tifarian-it-arian-it-arian.

There are Pastafarians out there. It’s all about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodly goodness,