Constipated ANYthing in the sky is cause for concern. But then again: there’s Autumn time and fermenting fruits and berries and birds eating it – flying and dropping it! AND I almost forgot, the birds (robins in particular) that get into the fermenting crab apples over by the mall: they can’t fly. They stagger. And then ends the constipation.
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,And seen a needle wink its eyeBut I be done seen about everythingWhen I see an elephant flyWhen I see an elephant fly
I’ve seen a front porch swing, heard a diamond ringI’ve seen a polka dot railroad tieBut I be done seen about everythingWhen I see an elephant fly
I saw a clothes horse rear up and buckAnd they tell me that a man made a vegetable truckI didn’t see that, I only heardJust to be sociable, well, I’ll take your word
I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball batAnd I just laughed till I thought I’d dieBut I be done seen about everythingWhen I see an elephant fly
How did Agnes finally get a computer? With an internet slot, no less? Or is she listening in the library? Perhaps the noise is Granny trying to balance the checking account.
Birdie, birdie, in the sky, you dropped something in my eye.But I’m a big boy, I won’t cry!I’m just glad that elephants can’t fly!
And @ J. Short: I remember that ditty from away back in the 50’s or 60’s. Will have to google it to retrieve the origin. And the doggerel above is not original by me, either.
zman111666 about 10 years ago
On my way! Strange…. sounds … from…
ladykat about 10 years ago
Let`s not. It could aggravate the constipated elephants and we may not like the results
Laynegg about 10 years ago
And they’re coming to take me away Ha HaThey’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
Aaberon about 10 years ago
Constipated ANYthing in the sky is cause for concern. But then again: there’s Autumn time and fermenting fruits and berries and birds eating it – flying and dropping it! AND I almost forgot, the birds (robins in particular) that get into the fermenting crab apples over by the mall: they can’t fly. They stagger. And then ends the constipation.
J Short about 10 years ago
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,And seen a needle wink its eyeBut I be done seen about everythingWhen I see an elephant flyWhen I see an elephant fly
I’ve seen a front porch swing, heard a diamond ringI’ve seen a polka dot railroad tieBut I be done seen about everythingWhen I see an elephant fly
I saw a clothes horse rear up and buckAnd they tell me that a man made a vegetable truckI didn’t see that, I only heardJust to be sociable, well, I’ll take your word
I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball batAnd I just laughed till I thought I’d dieBut I be done seen about everythingWhen I see an elephant fly
rshive about 10 years ago
How did Agnes finally get a computer? With an internet slot, no less? Or is she listening in the library? Perhaps the noise is Granny trying to balance the checking account.
neatslob Premium Member about 10 years ago
If elephants are in the sky, I would prefer them to be constipated than otherwise.
gzitver about 10 years ago
Let’s ask Google
I tried that. Lots of weird stuff, but no answers.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 10 years ago
Since elephants aren’t prone to constipation, prudence suggests not standing directly behind one who is.
Daniel Quilp about 10 years ago
Birdie, birdie, in the sky, you dropped something in my eye.But I’m a big boy, I won’t cry!I’m just glad that elephants can’t fly!
And @ J. Short: I remember that ditty from away back in the 50’s or 60’s. Will have to google it to retrieve the origin. And the doggerel above is not original by me, either.