Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 19, 2019

OK, can’t wait to see the rest of this little story-arc LOL!!

“Scrub the cookie sheets!”? Trout does have burning cookie expertise!

Yup: can hardly wait for tomorrow :-)

I see lumps of cookie coal, in your future, girls!

well this will end in a non christmas christmas.

Set oven on “incinerate”!

Set phasers on “Heavy Stun”.

Gel is just another word for something cookie puddles do.

Dang! I never thought of that. Won’t my wife be surprised?

Just be sure to make enough for the firemen, Agnes.

This may cost some flavor…and that being a good thing.

Yep, the self-clean cycle will get it to something in the 700s (F). That’s where the catalysts on the inside of the oven kick in.

Agnes is being smart about this. Only it is a faulty premise and will fail horribly. Why didn’t they read the directions?

Agnes is absolutely frightening. Fortunately she doesn’t exist in this universe so I can laugh at her peculiarities.