One from a Steve Martin live act. “I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton. And it’s up to 16 cents now…and I bought three tons of it, so let’s see…well, you do the math…and I made a special deal where I only have to keep two tons of it at my house.”
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
Better to have dreamt stupidly than never at all…..
Pharmakeus Ubik 3 months ago
A Dunning-Kruger dreamer.
YulanaLow Premium Member 3 months ago
The trunk of my car is half full of grocery bags.
The Orange Mailman 3 months ago
Let us be content with food and clothes.
win.45mag 3 months ago
Ya can be broke, but you can get money, but being stupid……,well,….there ain’t no fix
monya_43 3 months ago
Wanted to be able to spend lots of money, but never planned on it being at the grocery store. We’d all be rich if we didn’t have to eat. ;-D
Niko S 3 months ago
Agnes is so brainless, good thing Trout keeps her somewhat anchored.
rshive 3 months ago
Some things are marketable, Agnes. Some are not.
j12181951 3 months ago
Hey, grocery bags increase their value with age. Hold them back…
cafed00d Premium Member 3 months ago
Alas, there is a veritable treasure trove in the trunk of my wife’s car!
syzygy47 3 months ago
One from a Steve Martin live act. “I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton. And it’s up to 16 cents now…and I bought three tons of it, so let’s see…well, you do the math…and I made a special deal where I only have to keep two tons of it at my house.”
mindjob 3 months ago
Agnes thinks everything will make her rich, except things that cost money
Linda Schweiner Premium Member 3 months ago
Ouch, that hurts, Trout.
gopher gofer 3 months ago
dare to dream stupidly!
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paullp Premium Member 3 months ago
Trout has Agnes’ number.