Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 07, 2025

it won’t miss you really

I believe it was Tommy Aquinas who said ‘Please grant me Chasity and piety, but not too soon.’

Either him or Zsa Zsa Gabor

The “wild times” outfit is probably black.

And we all thank you for waiting.

I seem to recall they live in Ohio, which now has legal cannabis. They will likely have wild times. Or just mellow times, relaxing in a beanbag chair listening to Steely Dan records. Wait, that was me.

If Agnes starts a cult, I’m in!

Curious to see that outfit. I hope she has stockings

Somehow Agnes and nudity have polluted my brain.

someday i’ll have to try to figure out where i misplaced my holy garb…

HAHAHAHA

WHAT?