Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 04, 2025

be grateful, lady, that it’s not another “type” of bottle

Yes, and when you open it, you get the lovely aroma of a pool chlorinator, with a slight undertone of cancer causing flouride !!!

Water in bottles = “bottled water”. Truth in advertising. What’s the problem?

And another entrepreneurial inspiration ends in failure.

At least you don’t have to smack the bottom to get it out.

She’d do better with hot chocolate

The mountain spring is really a toilet bowl

Someone selling water in random containers in a trailer park…it ain’t Evian.

The bottle came from a mountain too.

Agnes, future Secretary of the DOGE.