Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for March 29, 2009
March 28, 2009
March 30, 2009
Transcript:
Alley says, "Look!! I don't go anywhere without that axe! Now give it back!!" Guard says, "Careful, Mr. Oop… I'd hate to have to use this!" Alley says, "Easy, now! Just let me explain! I've got an emergency situation, an' I hafta get in t'see Amos Bronson!" Guard says, "Dr. Bronson?!" Alley says, "What's wrong?" Guard says, "Ms. Dewalt, I need you to come to the conference room! There's someone here looking for Dr. Bronson!" Ms. Dewalt says, "Who's looking for Dr. Bronson?" Alley says, "I am!" Ms. Dewalt says, "Why do you need to see Dr. Bronson... and what are you doing with these antiquities?!" Alley says, "Hands off! That's my stuff! An' I just need t'talk t'Dr. Bronson! It's... personal!" Guard says, "Lots o' luck, mister! Amos Bronson's missing!! But maybe you know something about that!" Alley says, "Bronson's missing?! Where is he?" Guard says, "If we knew that, he wouldn't be missing, now, would he?"
