Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for May 19, 2013

Transcript:

narrator: guz is taking doowee to see wizer... doowee: has he had a trial to establish his guilt? guz: a trial? why? there's no doubt about his guilt! he told us all about how he did it! doowee: ah! a confession! fine! did you read the prisoner his rights before he confessed? guz: his rights? what rights are you talkin' about? doowee: isn't there some constitution in this country that guarentees citizens their rights? guz: oh, i see what this is! you're a troublemaker, aren't you? doowee: no, i'm no troublemaker! i only care about protecting people's rights! guz: oh, well, in that case, maybe there is something i can do! you have the right to join him down there in th' pit! doowee: please, can't we talk about this? guz: we've talked enough! oop: what do you think you're doin' guz? guz: i'm told it's called, "readin" people their rights!