Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for June 02, 2013

Transcript:

doowee: how crazy is this king guz? wizer: do you really have to ask? look around! we're both in the pit! narrator: meanwhile... oop: i'm warnin' you, guz, one o' these days, the people are gonna get tired of you bein' so power hungry, and they'll rise up an' do somethin' about it! guz: very funny, oop! that'll be th' day! guz: the people of moo love me! they'd never rise up against me! oop: keep pushin' everybody into th' pit, an' see how fast th' love disappears! foozy: hail, fellow moovians, what do i see? this looks like turmoil unfolding to me! oop: you got that right, foozy! guz has gone completely power crazy again! guz: i'm just keepin' control so i can maintain law and order! oop: guz put wizer in th' pit over that dino business, an' then when a passing stranger asked if he'd protected wizer's rights, he threw him in there too! foozy: oh, my! tell me why! guz: since when do people need t'waste time worryin' about rights" foozy: if forced to vote, i must admit i land with rights sounds like a fit! oop: you better look out, foozy, or you'll be the next t'go in th' pit!