Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for September 28, 2014

Transcript:

woman: Are you talking about lana laronde? Sad about her, isn't it? Alley oop: Sad? how? I'm tryin' t'help her, so I could use any information you have about her! Woman: Hmmmm in that case, maybe I can trust you to tell you about something strange that I saw! Alley oop: Yes, please, tell me! woman: Right after lana signed on for the movie, I saw her coming from keltner's office, and she looked devastated! Ran to her dressing room crying her eyes out! Alley oop: Really? do you know what happened? Woman: Well, you didn't hear this from me, mind you, but that keltner is a cheapskate with a capital C!! Woman: I'm willing to bet that whatever keltner offered to pay miss laronde wasn't anywhere near enough to handle her crisis back home! alley oop: interesting! Meanwhile, at the stage door... man: Well, ooola, are you ready to make your debut as wynona march? ooola: I guess so, but I don't know if I'll ever get used to that name!