Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for March 01, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: When I suggested a ransom demand, I only wanted what I needed for my brother's surgery....$5,000! Woman: When I learned stogie had demanded $50,000, I told him I was leaving and turning myself in! Woman: That's when he had me thrown in the broom closet! Meanwhile, back at the paravox studios, where ooola is disguised as actress wynona march.... Man: Miss march! We need you on the set...now! Ooola: Please, mr. karstein, I can't right now! Man: please, ooola! We're all going to lose our jobs if you don't come out! ooola: I would if I could, but alley and bob leslie said it wasn't safe for me to leave this dressing room! Man: Joe karstein, are you in there? Ah! Don't worry, ooola! It's not the man who threatened you! ooola: Are you sure? Man: You remember bernie keltner, the studio president? ooola: Oh, yes, of course! how are you, mr. keltner? Man: Not good! not good at all!