Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for February 21, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Please, oop, there's gotta be somethin' you can do t'save us! Man: hey, I've got it! How about political asylum? Alley oop: Hmmmm asylum? Alley oop: I can put you and your comrades in the pit while we wait for guz t'come back and make a decision about what to do with you! Man: The pit?! alley oop: May I remind you that you guys did storm in an' take over moo? That makes you war criminals, even if your lives are in danger if you return t'lem! Alley oop: the pit would at least be a safe place t'hide out while I plead your case with Guz! Man: Y'think we can trust him? Man: I'd rather take my chances with oop an' th' pit than face tunk! Alley oop: I'll make sure you get food and water! you'll all be safe! Tunk can't reach you here! Meanwhile... Guz: Tunk, how can I ever forgive you for invading moo? I should just throw you in the pit an' let you rot there! Tunk: Gulp!