Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 11, 2016

Transcript:

alien: Alley oop, I did not call you an ape! I merely stated facts! Alley oop: oh, yeah?! Well, what are you then?! alley oop: you walk an' talk like a man, but you've got vines growin' outa your neck, so are you a plant? Alien: Well....not exactly! Alley oop: so, which are you? A man, a plant, a frog, or a bug? Alien: Yes! Alley oop: That's not a yes or no question! Alien: It is if I'm all of the above! Alley oop: you really expect me to believe you're man, plant, frog, and bug? Alley oop: You must think I'm some kinda neanderthal idiot! That's impossible! alien: Where life exists, I assure you nothing is impossible!