Andertoons by Mark Anderson for April 25, 2023

He is near the C.I.A.’s Department of Plausible Deniability.

If they were really serious, they would have used invisible ink for that sign.

Yes, but who was never here?

Or you never were

Well, it’s marginally better than “If I told you, I’d have to kill you.”

To quote Mission Impossible, this sign will self-destruct in five seconds…