Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 24, 2010

At least, Andy’s going to let Flo finish the mowing first.

I hope Flo puts some more push in her mowing. Now that she knows her Andy is hungry, she ought to redouble her efforts, Just think Andy got up off the couch and walked all the way to the back door to tell her. He did his part.

Flo could probably get done faster if she wasn’t pushing the mower backwards.

Maybe she is pulling it…

She should be swinging it by now. Lewreader:lol!

Flo should make his sandwich out of the grass clippings.

If she hadn’t let the grass grow so tall before mowing she could have been done sooner and taken care of her other responsibilities in a more timely manner.

And Flo, could you bring him a nice can of lager with that sandwich? Ta very much.

ANDY! You get your @*%$!# a$$ and make your stupid sandwich by yourself. You forced Flo to do alllllllll the works around the house and has a job to earn the bloody money. If I were in Flo’s shoes, I will make a sandwich with the cutting grasses and shove it in your mouth and then, make you swallow whole sandwich with grasses down your stomach at once! Sheeshhhh! Andy is idiot!

She should do it like this so that she can make the sandwich while mowing the grass so Andy doesn’t have to wait so long.

http://www.maniacworld.com/clever-way-to-mow-the-lawn.html

Flo had better get on the ball and start checking on Andy a bit more often.

Suffering from both Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and Fibromyalgia, Andy’s effort just to get something to eat, is nothing short of heroic.

It is plain by the look on her face, that Flo feels your pain Andy. Try not to be too hard on yourself Flo!

That was understood… Andy planted the yard… Flo cuts the grass…

Andy’s not such an idiot, he has Flo catering to his every whim, doesn’t he?

Perhaps Rac308 does not know that British reel lawnmowers rotate in the opposite direction from American mowers, throwing the cut grass forward, not back. (No joke!)

I have no idea why it turned out that way, but what do you expect from people who drive on the wrong side of the road? (Joke.)

Oh, Flo will get you a sandwich alright, Andy. A knuckle sandwich.

Andy, are you suffering from hunger or lassitude?!!

that would be the last thing he say right before I knock him into a coma