Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 11, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    He figures if he crawls long enough, eventually he’ll bump into it.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 12 years ago

    A man under a street light on his hands and knees is looking for something. Another man walks up and asks what it was. A contact lens. Where was it? Somewhere beyond the street light. Why is he looking under a street light anyway? The light is better.

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    smetlavich  over 12 years ago

    Lost his house and his self-respect.

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    Those houses are tricky things. Keep following its tracks Andy!

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    Sandfan  over 12 years ago

    Hartlepool is a tricky place to get around in…

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 12 years ago

    If this is Tuesday it must be Elm Street.

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    jtviper7  over 12 years ago

    Andy’s doing push – ups.

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    Deke Leonard  over 12 years ago

    Good night’s sleep…….Nah, not Flo. She will worry about the bum and be up waiting for him, than act like she’s mad. Been there, done that.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    That will be paradise for Flo.

    Any chance you could stay out for the rest of the week, Andy?

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    Andy Capp 1964

    It’s such a relief the policeman did not witness THIS!

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Sansfan,Number3 and @Eldo: Thanks gentlemen. You are the Three Musketeeers of Capp’s world. I always look forward to what you daily resurrect from the archives. For us long-time Andy Capp readers, it’s a wonderful trip down a hilarious memory lane. Keep up the great work!

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    I’m here quite a lot.

    “Yada Yada La Scala” is a track from “Mythical Kings and Iguanas” about a couple who talk a lot but never say anything. The last line is: “Talk to me, please, in bed where it matters”.

    Not that I’m suggesting you to talk to me in bed (too tired) – it’s just your use of “Yada yada”.

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    Ah, a “Stranger in a Strange Land” fan. Got a bit disillusioned with Heinlein because he seemed to be too militaristic. But then I was a sixties person. Good stories, though.

    I did miss Saturday and Sunday ’cos of family commitments. The other half committed me to trips with the in-laws and all their brats. Like zoos, but kids should be banned.

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