Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 05, 2012

Just what’s in those pies?

Mornin’ all y’all Cappers.@Beviak—-My son had cholic for about six months. It finally cleared about the fourth of July. A couple of guys from down the street, Bevis and Butthead, decided to stroll the neighborhood shooting firecrackers and larger. I yelled out the front door for them to hold it down as the baby was asleep. Well, they were quite rude and nasty. I was 6’4", 240lb weightlifting, running Vietnam Vet. I left the porch and landed about halfway down the walk. I would have caught them too if fear hadn’t kicked in for them. All I got was poop and tennis shoes. They never crossed me again.

Andy believes in truth in advertising !

“A Vietnam vet still making babies? Good for you.”^^Please sir, notice the past tense, this was in ’78. But I truly appreciate the sentiment.

Why waste good wine?

How many shepherds does it take to make a shepherd pie? How many Yorkshire terriers does it take to make a Yorkshire pudding? And which rotgut goes with which?

“I drink no wine before its time”It’s TIME dammit – Where’s the F***in wine??

Superman has Clark Kent, Batman has Bruce Wayne, and Number Six has Number Two.

Haha. Priceless!

Shaddap, Andy!

xxx

Gweedo Murray said, about 15 hours ago

That little smiley guitar guy is a rush ! Yes and no…… Going on the long trip has turned my routine upside down from which I am still recovering. Today Joe and I took his trailer over to Dale’s horse place and got a a loada crap ! He loaded the pick up bed for us too. I gave him the last “Three” jars of my home-built salsa; two mild, one extra heat. This morning I took Gina to the Pacific Ocean Chinese supermarket where she did shopping for herself and a friend. I bought some pea sprouts, a plastic wrapped bundle of sea weed and a quart sized bottle of grape seed oil. The oil is good. In short, I’ve been pretty busy at getting ready for winter. I want to get back to music. ______________________________________________

Wow… You have been busy. The ‘Pacific Ocean Chinese Supermarket’ sounds exotic.

I really hope you get back to your music very soon too. I used to play the Keyboard all the time… Just messing about on it basically.

I’ve only just mastered the cute little animations. I could already do the ‘Number Three’ one.

I hope you’re doing great.

To everybody who wished me luck on my blood donation yesterday…THANK YOU.

I donated for the 3rd time today and it was successful but I am feeling a little unwell… So I’ll be taking it easy for a few hours.

Thank you to all again.

@Number Three♥I expect you back here tomorrow, young lady, posting at full tilt! No excuses. I may have a little something for you then.

You heard right…LOL.

Glad you’re doing OK.

Your actual comments always make me laugh.

Wish I could have figured out how to post links, images and animations ages ago too. At least I can do it now… Glad you mastered it too.

Hope the weather is not too cold for you.

I love Asian supermarkets. Everything smells good and having lived in Asia as a child, I remember the scents, the tastes and the ambience. these are things that will never leave me. I often go to the Asian shops where I live – I love Eastern foods. What they can do with vegetables and very little meat is amazing.

Sorry, my mistake.>>No need, I’m often confused for my former, fitter self. Ahem

I want some Champippke!….(((((((((((( Hugs to all of you!))))))) so sorry if that wasnt correct…thinking of you all and missing you….thank you for all the thoughts……the sign formallly known as eldo… you crack me up….. Bev…Steve told me about us meeting it it sounds like a plan to me…Gweedo, Number 3, 6. and 2…I love you guys..sorry that this is incomplete and maybe spotty…I need to do go back to sleep now..tak,e care and be well ((((((( Cappers ! )))))))…