Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 16, 2015

If he has the means, Jack should hire a bouncer.

Don’t you wish that it could be that easy………….

A blissful Sunday to everyone.-—————————-@beviek: Have loads of fun with your family.-—————————-Have an abundant day my friends.

Ha, Jack will relent. We know Andy will be back! Have a great Sunday Cappers. If you reside in ‘The Great Plains’ states as I do be prepared for windy storms for the first of the week & take care!

@beviek

they say I have A. D. D, but they don’t understand, I’m just that interested in want they’re doing.

If your snoring is lour enough to hear through walls you might have sleep apnea. You should tell your doctor.

THE FAR SIDE by Gary Larson

I always used to be skinny when I was younger but now I look at myself and say “What the hell happened to you?”

My Dad thinks I have BDD (Body Dysmorphic Disorder) I’ve been researching the condition and a lot of it does apply to me. No patronizing comments please. I’m in no way trying to self-diagnose.

xxx

@maverick1usa: Stay high and dry, but keep your lifeboat handy. Be well my friend.

I wonder how many British lbs. Andy has to lose? LOL.

Well, you gotta admit: alcohol is really just fermented sugar; which means that ANY alcoholic drink is gonna just be LOADED with Calories, with ZERO nutritional value! Yep, the yeast EATS the sugar in the mix; and EXCRETES it as the alcohol. Though admittedly, it does take time…!