Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 10, 2017

and lying is what Andy does best

Andy is exceptional…!

Oye Not to worry Job Centre Counselor;he does that all the time anyway.

Not a problem.

So get him a job where it’s expected to lie. Like maybe a newscaster?

@CUZINRON47 – Or, maybe a politician!

That is not a good idea. They will find out you lied. It will probably be when your nose grows.

Andy will most likely be honest with the interviewer.

Anything to avoid work! Should Andy even be looking for work now? He is wayyyyyy past retirement age. Oh, I forgot. Cartoon characters don’t age.

xxx

@Afficionado

What a lovely photo! We should enjoy these beautiful landscapes while we can because something is bound to come along and destroy it.

They did the right thing by choosing to film in Malta. It’s a beautiful area.

Did your neighbour like the oranges? I hate the smell of them. When my Dad is eating one it stinks the place out. The smell is so strong. Oranges smell horrible to me.

So your Dad was Ambidextrous? I wish I was. Both my parents are right handed and apparently it’s rare for 2 right handed people to have a left handed child. I feel proud to be rare.

It hasn’t been windy these past couple of days. Thank goodness.

If it’s a local hospital my blood has went to then I’m not going to say which one. But if it isn’t local, I will tell you. I just value my privacy. Hope that’s OK.

The Job Centre doesn’t work like that any more.

Last night’s storm kept me awake at first, but I did manage to get to sleep.