Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 25, 2017

Unless Andy sponges off some chap for that beer.

Aye Vicar,the wages of Sin,Andy just lost to the bookie.

But it can buy me a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQPjKSVe1tQ

Beer: the cause of, and solution for, allof life’s woes

I disagree. Money can buy happiness. Try being happy without money! I bet it’s bloody miserable.

xxx

@Afficionado

Wow! That house is lovely.

There is nothing wrong with having loads of money. As long as you are sensible with it. I have no sympathy for people who fritter it away carelessly and end up broke.

My computer turns the clock back/forward automatically as does my phone.

When I woke up today, I thought it was 11:55am but when I switched on my phone a bit later it was 10:28am! But the clock from over my bed really did look like it said 5 to 12.

Luckily, I can fall back asleep and I did so. I deserve to have a lie in. That doesn’t make me lazy.

Note: Can all of you who mentioned “God” please take your religious remarks elsewhere? There are the Editorial Cartoons for that. Use em’

Thank you.

Money may not but happiness, but it’s still very useful.

The Beatles said money can’t buy me love, but they also wrote a song saying Give me Money, that’s what I want. I always thought that was funny, but I like both songs, so it’s okay!