Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 14, 2017

don’t tell me: Andy said, “when canI [not] start?”

Aye K of L. The words would have flowed OUT his mouth; with the same ease as the pints flow IN his mouth at Jack’s pub.

Jack: What words?

Andy: When can I start

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Expecting Andy to say “When can I start” is as unlikely as him saying “This round is on me”.

Andy also remembers the old adage that if you ever see sausage made, you’ll never eat it again.

Andy is more likely to say"When can I stop?"

Don’t give Andy a chance to refuse a job, Make him take one and if he quits or is fired within a year, it’s bye-bye dole money forever.