I had a friend who was pulled over for erratic driving and when the officer smelled his breath, he said “Sir..you are in no condition to be driving” to which my friend replied "Well I can tell you this “I’m certainly in no condition to be walking!”
Officer: “Have you been drinking?” Driver:“Of course not.” Officer: “Then I will give you a simple test. Recite the alphabet backwards.” Driver: “That’s not fair. I can’t even do that when I’m sober.”
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Andy is more likely ALWAYS at risk… sober or intoxicated.
William Pursell over 7 years ago
Andy’s ALWAYS a risk for anyone who’d be fool enough to lend him money. Well at least he wasn’t cited for swimming in the canal,AGAIN.
Sandfan over 7 years ago
HOUSTON ASTROS ARE 2017 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!
Okay, I know most of you could not care less, but I had to say it.
Sandfan over 7 years ago
Brilliant strip today! Well done, guys.
formathe over 7 years ago
There is not a court on the planet that would let an intoxicated person out of confinement. The chance of litigation is far too high.
joefearsnothing over 7 years ago
I had a friend who was pulled over for erratic driving and when the officer smelled his breath, he said “Sir..you are in no condition to be driving” to which my friend replied "Well I can tell you this “I’m certainly in no condition to be walking!”
Fan o’ Lio. over 7 years ago
Officer: “Have you been drinking?” Driver:“Of course not.” Officer: “Then I will give you a simple test. Recite the alphabet backwards.” Driver: “That’s not fair. I can’t even do that when I’m sober.”
maverick1usa over 7 years ago
Andy can’t afford bail.
banjinshiju over 7 years ago
Where would Andy ger bail. He depends heavily on getting others to pay for his drinks.
Number Three over 7 years ago
“Take the stand, Mister Capp”
Or the “Sit”
xxx
Fan o’ Lio. over 7 years ago
@NUMBER THREE
Never say “Take the stand” to a kleptomaniac.
tad1 over 7 years ago
Sloshed again.