Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 24, 2017

all is not going to be calm at the midnight mass with Bro. Capp ion the congregation

poor reverend Thomas, I sympathize with him !!!

“He came upon a Midnight clear,which is more than I can say for his head.” Sung to you know what tune.

Nolliag Shona Cappers!

Put an armed guard on the sacramental wine!

No guts!

no wine before his time flo?.

Andy, that’s not really wine they serve at communion, it’s grape juice.

The Vicar doesn’t see him as a challenge anymore?

I’m pretty sure Andy would miss it for much less than “the world”…….

I’m pretty sure Andy would miss it for much less than “the world”…….

When given fair warning, it’s important to pay heed to it.

Vicar doesn’t want to be there when the roof caves in! lol!

He’ll be good because he doesn’t have his Rudolph nose!

What happens during a Midnight Mass?

(You can tell I’m not a churchgoer, can’t you?)

xxx

Andy must have been banned from all the pubs in town.

I don’t get it. :-/