Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 03, 2019

or how about this: Chalkie stays and Andy can go for a drink (by sponging off someone else to pay for his round)

In today’s strip Mr Andrew Capp thinks he’s a better football player so he got bored after a few minutes and left to go boozing:o) , Starlet come back when you feel like it , I miss the old Capp gang :o{

Come on, Chalkie. I’m thirsty, and you’re buying!

Possible they’re watching American football that’s imported annually to the UK? ;-)

“As soon as ’Artlepool lost the toss that was it as far as l was concerned!”

Andy’s right. That’s about long enough to see a grown man rolling on the ground, crying like a baby.

Hails back to early Rome … “give them bread and circuses and the people will never revolt.” It seems to be working well in both Britain and the U.S.!!!

why does the guy on the other side of the field seem so close by?

@jossy138.

“That guy ain’t on the other side o’ the field, lad. We’re all standin’ on the terraces lookin’ onto the pitch.”

So much for watching the game while sober.