Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 31, 2020

After Norman’s retirement, Andy’ll be bugging the next job centre consultant.

Norman’s last act before his retirement party will be to stick Andy with HIS old job.

@Linguist Today’s strip is slightly funny and a variation of a theme , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp drives anyone crazy at the job centre , Andy only goes there so he can collect his dole money :o) my avatar today is of a spray can that dispenses bats that live by eating mozzies , I wish I could have one because when I go down to my back garden I get bitten to death almost :o{ , kif sbahna habib inqas xieh minni ? ,our Finally Friday , as starlet used to call today should be busy but calm I hope . BCNU pal.

Poor Andy can never retire, unless Flo will get a pension.

Why does he keep going back to the job center. Is it a requirement for being on the dole?

That’s a point… When does Andy reach retirement age and no longer needs to register for the dole?

Norman is so silly, just offer Andy a position as mattress tester or beer taster. He can ring up a success and retire gracefully.

If Andy’s REALLY allergic to peanuts, Jackie can get rid of him by putting them out on the bar.

Andy said goodbye to EU today!!! EU Job centre of course.

Substitute teacher? “I’m an idiot.”

Norman hasn’t learned yet? Does he believe in unicorns?

Not in the U.S. We just send you a check every month, just for breathing. You don’t even have to be a citizen. Great Country or what?

I’m sure Norman’s starting to wonder if it’s worth it, considering all the money he’s paying for therapy.

So Andy has a bad back, but gets in fights all the time? How does THAT work?

Then Andy can have his job!

This bum will be a bum forever until his wife divorces his sorry butt and he has to live on the street. And knowing him, that would be okay.

Andy also seems to be allergic to work.

maybe Andy can take Norman’s job when he retires.

usless little shit

Didn’t she say that around a decade ago..?

He join a band since he can whistle Dixie!