Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 12, 2020

hopefully nothing in the retail department, mister

Number Three Today's strip is slightly funny but a repeat strip our HERO Mr Andrew Capp hates being disturbed when he's doing nothing important,but for Andy watching football and chugging beer are on top of his priorities :o) my avatar is a picture of my birth sign Leoroaring his head off because he's in a good mood like I am because yesterday, woes because of Connie's late evening visit for a CT-scan have resolved themselves , how was your day and with seeing all communication media going on about the#$% Corona Virus aren’t you fed up ? ours should be busy but calm I hopeBCNU pal

Why did he answer the door? Flo must be at work.

Why is Andy watching football on TV? Is it a non-local game so that he can’t sneak in?

What induced him to un-arse the sofa in the first place? :-o

Just avoid Andy’s house, Salesman. Nothing you can sell there except maybe beer and bird feed.

Woe betide the Jehovah’s Witnesses that come knocking on Andy’s door! We know where those Watchtowers will wind up…

Yeah, back in the day I was a door to door encyclopedia salesman. It’s not much fun. It’s the equivalent of being a telemarketer today.

Frankly, I don’t blame Andy for being ticked off.

Andy can still watch football for a while anyway. The English FA is about the only sports league still playing.