Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 27, 2020

what’s a football/soccer rule and demand with which Andy can live when he plays?

@Linguist Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp"s reasoning about their new coach is cock eyed , being sober to be allowed to play is not unreasonable and who the hey is/was Pep Guardiola? you should know as you were a ref and football coach yourself :o) my avatar is a photo of a pilot and co-pilot looking back to ogle the buxom stewardess and not seeing the smaller plane going to crash into them :o) kif qattajtu il-lum issa li tista tohrog barra ghall ftit tal hin ,habib ftit izzar minnii miz-zmien ? our day should be busy but calm I hope both my first mate and me are in a good mood :o) a bientot mon ami equadorien, we seem to be missing a Starlet

A taskmaster he is.

Keeps the Red Cards down !

If he’s like Pep, better hold onto him, Andy!

Andy needs a little libation, for lubrication purposes, to be in his best form.

A splendid version of a horrible example is our lad.

Well, points for honesty.

As a Manchester United fan, I could only hope that Pep was off coaching Hartlepool U, instead of Man City!

If he has let Andy remain on the team, he probably is useless!

How does a layabout like Andy get the energy to play football?

He sure takes to fun outta the game.

Andy being sober? Talk about impossible!