Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 24, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    what did she say afore “you can you to the pub”?!

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That wasn’t important to him. Poor Flo.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Selective memory in action.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Nice to see Andy got the “important” bits right…they’re such a well-adjusted couple…hahaha!

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    l3i7l  over 4 years ago

    At least Flo stated the other things to be done out loud.

    A former girlfriend had the habit of often ‘thinking’, but not telling what she had planned. Then she’d be upset when I wasn’t ready on time. At the time I did think it had been ‘selective hearing’ on my part. But after we broke up I learned otherwise. Serendipitously her ex-husband, her new boyfriend, and I were at a local establishment at the same time. It was busy, so we shared a table and got to eating, drinking, and talking. At some point her new beau asked if she had often ‘forgot’ to tell us her plans. After the ex and I stopped laughing, we raised our glasses and said, “Welcome to the club.”

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Pub? Why, yes! I believe I’ll nip out for a pint or two.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 4 years ago

    Wash up?

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    I bet Andy hears Flo in the same way a Peanuts kid hears adults.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Better go before she changes her mind, and I think she just did.

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    Number Three  over 4 years ago

    The five words a husband never wants to hear from his wife: “What did I just say?”

    Also, “I told you so”

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 4 years ago

    @Afficionado

    Turning the clocks back/forward used to confuse the hell out of me when I was a kid. I thought after the day of doing that, you could set them back to their original time again! Haha. My phone just does it by itself. So does my laptop.

    Any woman who has an appointment at the hairdressers coming up is a happy woman. It’s built into us.

    Been in town with Mum today. It’s been a very warm day. I’ve also been throwing cold water over my face. I love doing that.

    Stay cool, pal. I can imagine it’s red hot where you are.

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Andy is like that Far Side dog, that could only hear/understand its name.

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    tad1  over 4 years ago

    Andy only hears what he wants to hear. A lot of people are like that.

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    Jimjptt  over 4 years ago

    Andy lounges so nicely, it’s a pity Flo disturbs him. Perhaps he should speak to house management, a Mr. Mahoney, is it?

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    Andy L  over 4 years ago

    The beauty of selective perception.

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