Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 02, 2020

you won’t be IOU’ing that loan, Andy

@Number Three Today’ s strip IS funny , but the introduction of smart phones goes against the spirit of the master , anyhow our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is under the impression that anyone would loan HIM any money :o) my avatar is a photo of a great white shark swimming peacefully near the worst killer on earth ,man, how was your day? our Manic Monday should be busy but sad because in Malta today is the day of the dead for Roman Catholics , when we were young our dad used to take my late sister and me to the main cemitery to visit our graves and pray for our dear departed , but I can’t do that myself anymore ,I miss my dad :o{ , keep safe and thanks for caring pal

Alone with a loan, I’ll own.

If you need to give to a needy cause for tax purposes, Andy will take a Grant. Or doesn’t the United Kingdom have that in their tax system?

This might be the most classic Capp ever. And I’m rooting for Capp!

The guy on the phone wants good customers, Andy. Not just prolific ones.

Mooching goes XXI Century!

Chalkie should use the Seinfeld method of getting rid of a telemarketer. “You don’t want me calling me àt your home? Now you know how I feel.”

You will need collateral Andy; Don’t think you will get a signature loan….

Forget it Andy that would never happen.

All he has to do is say his name and the conversation will be ended.

There is probably a reason why you don’t get those calls Andy …

I get a couple of spam emails asking me if I’d like a loan.

xxx

@Afficionado

I’m sorry to hear it’s a sad day for Malta.

I’m not sure if you’ve heard about the UK but we are going in lockdown again for a month starting from Thursday until 2nd December. What a time.

Let’s hope this is the last one we ever have because so many small businesses won’t survive. Unemployment rates will be sky high.

On a happier note, I was going to say this to rjm but seeing as he reads my comments anyway:

On Saturday I went to bingo and won £210! Yes, Honestly! I thought I was dreaming, I had not had a win for months. Today after I had been to my volunteering I put it in the bank.

Stay safe, stay well and keep UK in your prayers please, pal. France too for “A Common Tator” they went into lockdown before us.

How appropriate, a nuisance taking a nuisance call!

That telemarketer is going to regret meeting Andy.