Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 20, 2022

lucky woman to win at bingo

Anything for a free drink or three.

Going for the mother load

how easy it is to bribe this fella

Andy turned around sofast he kicked up the dust. it’s amazing the abuse Andy will take for a few drinks!

better to endure the slings and arrows than be parched on the battlefield.

But drinks will never hurt me.

If Mum starts hurling brickbats at her useless SIL, will the other pub patrons defend him??

I doubt it!!

Hop to it Andy. You have to ferment some good cheer with your Mum-in-Law. She has to be less bitter with you, for a little while at least. While you show he that you can be a stout fellow to her verbal abuse. Yeast you forget, she is Flo’s mum. And where would you be without your Florence? So don’t be lager ly in paying your respect. At least while the beer is still flowing.

She will probably exclude Andy from the free drinks once she sees him.

The chance of getting a free pint out weighs everything!

The magic word was spoken.

A few pints will ease the pain from the sticks and stones.

And money makes you all better.

Flo will have to create a buffer zone between the two of them. She’ll probably have to get his pints from her for him too.

Let’s not overlook the joy this night will bring to Flo’s mum being able to insult Andy at will knowing he has to keep his mouth shut if he wants free drinks.

If I win over £100 at bingo, I put it in the bank.

On another note, I have my first call with Egrayjames this weekend. Can’t wait.

xxx

So please don’t throw sticks and stones at me

Come on, Andy, do you really think your Mother-in-law will willingly buy you a drink?

Ok I know it’s a cartoon but how does anybody put up with hi. For more than 30 seconds?And British unemployment benefits must be incredibly easy to get.