Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 04, 2023

To whom does Andy doesn’t owe money?

Andy is a legend in his ownmind!

ah … play of words … that’s “infamous”, son.

At least you’re not a “non-entity” Andy!

AND you have your own statue in Hartlepool!!

Congrats on your recognizable status in your community!

So, how would you like to be like your Dad and also owe Andy 20 pounds? You know you would.

Persona non gratis.

I wonder what his interest is?

A Capp is a Capp, of course, of course,

And no one can talk to a Capp of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Capp.

Go right to the source and ask the horse

He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.

He’s always on a steady course

Talk to Mr. Capp!

At least Andy will show some respect to youth. More than he shows to those he owes money.

Andy gets no respect at all – he owes him 40, not 20…!

Andy has an Oliver Hardy expression!

Well now you know, that’s one less person you can borrow money from.

So much for respect. (Then again, does Andy deserve any? Sorry if that sounds mean.)

Andy owes everybody at least 20.