Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 31, 2023

the day Andy leave money on the table is the day he crapped out in a dice game!

Very useful tip.

Lightning Rod to win, in the third.

Tip spelled backwards is PIT.

Life Pro Tip ~ Don’t ever put ducks in a cement mixer because…

You’ll get quacks in the pavement!

Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.

But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.

Why did the egg tip the waiter

Because the food was eggcellent

Prego, Mario.

Andy?! Leave a TIP?! WHEN??!

A wet bird won’t fly at night.

There is no tipping in England.

Mom liked Luigi better.

That’s not the sort of tip you were supposed to leave, Andy.

Buy low and sell high.

Flo’s RIGHT THERE! How clueless is she to not notice this?

Andy would look so good as a chalk outline.

Well that was predicable.

too bad no one thought to give John McClain that advice in Die Hard.

Lessee here — literal reading of the first panel: Flo is leaving Andy as a tip. Not sure he’s worth a whole bunch in trade . . .

Well that’s just one more restaurant where the Capps are no longer welcome.

Or, “never fry bacon naked”

I think she meant a tip for the horses ;-)

xxx

@Everyone

An interesting fact for you all. I am blocked from going on GoComics on my work computer. It comes up with “Fortigate Application Control – Application Blocked. You have attempted to use an application that violates your Internet usage policy”

I have successfully got through another Monday. I’m grateful that I never get the Sunday night blues, I believe I only used to get them when I was going back to school after the weekend. Thank goodness those days are long gone. My favourite days are Wednesdays and Fridays. Wednesdays, I get my payslip which tells me how much I’m going to get and on Friday I actually get it.

Wouldn’t Andy have to scrounge the tip from Flo?

Here’s a tip: don’t a tip from a guy who hassles other people for beer money.

I bet it was Italian.

In England a tip is an insult, but some people just give only10%