Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 11, 2023

Well then. That’s perfectly fine.

he has mistaken the ball for the pint, that’s all

Andy is not imsultable, at leastwhen it comes to his sportsmanship

What is the definition of “bar food”?? Is it an improvement on Flo’s cooking?

I was waiting ages to play snooker the other night but gave up in the end

The cue was too long.

I was worried the snooker tournament would start late…

But it was right on cue.

What do you call a woman with one beer on her head and one on each elbow, playing snooker

Beertricks potter.

Drunk driver overturned his van on road carrying snooker equipment.

Police says he is under a-rest and there is cues a mile long.

Andyyy!

Also more like a Cheat & a Fraud.

No prejudice here. He don’t see the difference between black and white.

Something about blue balls, red balls……

“Bar Food Served.” Seems like that’d scare potential customers away, post haste.

If you’re gonna cheat, best to do it well.

Just chalk it up to another cheating a-cues-sation.

Murray’s mkstake was noticing. Definitely a fight starter.

Now, now, Andy’s not a swindler, his a scoundrel.

Andy is sneaky playing snooker!

Andy is always on the ball, he is.

Murray is the one who made the mistake. He should have known better than to play pool with a notorious cheat like Andy.

Oh well. That’s OK then. Geez.

xxx

Andy expects you to be snookered first before he engages you in his game!

Andy seems to be taking called a cheat and a swindler quite well. (For now.) I suppose it’s only a matter of time before he goes after Murray with a pool cue, though.

What else is new with Andy

Apart from the strip continuing I can’t imagine why anyone gets involved with him more than once, or at all if they’ve heard of him.