There was an American college football coach that was asked by a sideline reporter “What do you have to do to win, coach?” He said “Score more points then they do”.
Chalkie was born on the wrong side of the pond. If he was in the USA, he’d be a sports caster, or commentator." What does[our team]need to win?(Don’t forget “fewer penalties”.)
rekam Premium Member 10 months ago
Brilliant!
ronaldspence 10 months ago
Chalkie’s flair for the obvious!
seanfear 10 months ago
Strangely, Andy didn’t yield any suggestions… I’m guessing his mind is way into the pub at the moment
Botulism Bob 10 months ago
Defense must be the last thing on their minds.
Dean 10 months ago
Now we know why Chalkie keeps paying for Andy to keep drinking.
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 months ago
Why does Andy do this, BUT not have a job? He has some ambition
Jayalexander 10 months ago
Simple math coach. Same number of Pints Andy will mooch.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 10 months ago
… while simultaneously holding the other side to 0 goals.
Imagine 10 months ago
You’d think the coach would know that…
snsurone76 10 months ago
Surprising that dumb comment came from Chalkie. He’s usually smarter than that.
BenGMan 10 months ago
I agree with Chalkie.
Cornelius Noodleman 10 months ago
Why doesn’t the guy behind Andy have stripes on his uniform?
Andy L 10 months ago
Spot on, Chalkie! No problem with the maths…
noktar Premium Member 10 months ago
a pint ale for every goal
markkahler52 10 months ago
Andy needs to score another beer!!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
Several side-eyes generated by your comment there, Chalkie. Perhaps 4, if that’s what Andy is doing under his hat. That may be a record of some sort.
rshive 10 months ago
One of those mathematical certainties that doesn’t work out in real life.
tcayer 10 months ago
That’s the gist of it!
ladykat 10 months ago
Chalkie is right. They also, however, need to keep the opposing team from scoring any more goals.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 10 months ago
Nothing gets passed Chalkie….except everything!
oakie817 10 months ago
he’s right
cuzinron47 10 months ago
There was an American college football coach that was asked by a sideline reporter “What do you have to do to win, coach?” He said “Score more points then they do”.
christelisbetty 10 months ago
Chalkie was born on the wrong side of the pond. If he was in the USA, he’d be a sports caster, or commentator." What does[our team]need to win?(Don’t forget “fewer penalties”.)
kathleenhicks62 10 months ago
DUH!!!
bwest.devore37 10 months ago
Thank you Captain Obvious!
tad1 10 months ago
Yeah, good luck with that, Chalkie.
anncorr339 10 months ago
Surprised Andy did not run to the pub
jpozenel 10 months ago
Well, he is right.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
That’s a simple plan.
falcon_370f 10 months ago
“Come on lads, 4 points down and it’s only halftime! Call yourselves footballers? You’re a bunch of idiots.