Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 26, 2024

be grateful Andy – no cue was involved (phew!)

Andy spends a lot of time sitting on his assets!

Shabbat shalom to my Jewish friends out there—whether they post here or not (Eldo and rjm, for example).

To be fair, if you’re good enough with the cue, you can use that for the basis of a signature loan. Of course, you’ll need to have some record of a decent income from competition first.

Andy just got kicked in his assets. Again.

Sorta like a pawn shop.

I’ve got a house and a cook.

Can he get a mortgage on his pool cue?

Maybe you should just lie.

Wishing everyone a peaceful Friday.

If Andy was in America he could get tens of thousands in student loans and the government du jour would have someone else pay them off with their tax dollars.

Maybe he should gone with darts instead of pool.

Hoof? Love it.

Intangibles are priceless yet Intangiblle Worthless !

You do sparkle when being pulled from the canal.

Once again, never trust a chap in a purple suit.

Should have mentioned his skill in darts.

A gentleman farmer has his labilities in the country and his assets in town.

Perhaps he could get a student loan…

Ouch!

Funny. He would be a good addition to their football team.

Obviously he did not show the photos of his Knick Knacks.

One would think that by now every bank in Andy’s city would know Andy and keep him out of their loan departments.

So much for what Andy’s assets are worth…

Aw come on, you call that a kick. You must play for the local soccer team.

Hoof? Hoof? Makes the kick sound like a missed field goal.

He’s on a first name basis with every bank’s loan officer in town.

Do they not check credit scores? Or is it only an American thing? He credit should be abysmal, that and I would think the loan offices would start spreading the word about Andy Capp

Andy, you dummy, Flo is your asset, she can repay…

Andy even lies about his assets, he has a nasty personality and he cheats at pool.

Does Andy play soccer, rugby, or both?

A sparkling personality? That doesn’t sound like Andy at all. A drunken personality would be more accurate.