To be fair, if you’re good enough with the cue, you can use that for the basis of a signature loan. Of course, you’ll need to have some record of a decent income from competition first.
If Andy was in America he could get tens of thousands in student loans and the government du jour would have someone else pay them off with their tax dollars.
Do they not check credit scores? Or is it only an American thing? He credit should be abysmal, that and I would think the loan offices would start spreading the word about Andy Capp
seanfear 9 months ago
be grateful Andy – no cue was involved (phew!)
ronaldspence 9 months ago
Andy spends a lot of time sitting on his assets!
snsurone76 9 months ago
Shabbat shalom to my Jewish friends out there—whether they post here or not (Eldo and rjm, for example).
californiamonty 9 months ago
To be fair, if you’re good enough with the cue, you can use that for the basis of a signature loan. Of course, you’ll need to have some record of a decent income from competition first.
Imagine 9 months ago
Andy just got kicked in his assets. Again.
enigmamz 9 months ago
Sorta like a pawn shop.
Jayalexander 9 months ago
I’ve got a house and a cook.
Mediatech 9 months ago
Can he get a mortgage on his pool cue?
BenGMan 9 months ago
Maybe you should just lie.
Imagine 9 months ago
Wishing everyone a peaceful Friday.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
If Andy was in America he could get tens of thousands in student loans and the government du jour would have someone else pay them off with their tax dollars.
ksu71 9 months ago
Maybe he should gone with darts instead of pool.
mourdac Premium Member 9 months ago
Hoof? Love it.
scote1379 Premium Member 9 months ago
Intangibles are priceless yet Intangiblle Worthless !
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
You do sparkle when being pulled from the canal.
asavage8654 9 months ago
Once again, never trust a chap in a purple suit.
petermerck 9 months ago
Should have mentioned his skill in darts.
wongo 9 months ago
A gentleman farmer has his labilities in the country and his assets in town.
WorkshopGardener Premium Member 9 months ago
Perhaps he could get a student loan…
ladykat 9 months ago
Ouch!
philwinn 9 months ago
Funny. He would be a good addition to their football team.
formathe 9 months ago
Obviously he did not show the photos of his Knick Knacks.
Newenglandah 9 months ago
One would think that by now every bank in Andy’s city would know Andy and keep him out of their loan departments.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
So much for what Andy’s assets are worth…
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Aw come on, you call that a kick. You must play for the local soccer team.
teachteed23 9 months ago
Hoof? Hoof? Makes the kick sound like a missed field goal.
andersjg Premium Member 9 months ago
He’s on a first name basis with every bank’s loan officer in town.
JosephShriver 9 months ago
Do they not check credit scores? Or is it only an American thing? He credit should be abysmal, that and I would think the loan offices would start spreading the word about Andy Capp
T... 9 months ago
Andy, you dummy, Flo is your asset, she can repay…
Buckeye67 9 months ago
Andy even lies about his assets, he has a nasty personality and he cheats at pool.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Does Andy play soccer, rugby, or both?
tad1 9 months ago
A sparkling personality? That doesn’t sound like Andy at all. A drunken personality would be more accurate.