To be fair, if you’re good enough with the cue, you can use that for the basis of a signature loan. Of course, you’ll need to have some record of a decent income from competition first.
If Andy was in America he could get tens of thousands in student loans and the government du jour would have someone else pay them off with their tax dollars.
Do they not check credit scores? Or is it only an American thing? He credit should be abysmal, that and I would think the loan offices would start spreading the word about Andy Capp
seanfear about 1 year ago
be grateful Andy – no cue was involved (phew!)
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
Andy spends a lot of time sitting on his assets!
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
Shabbat shalom to my Jewish friends out there—whether they post here or not (Eldo and rjm, for example).
californiamonty about 1 year ago
To be fair, if you’re good enough with the cue, you can use that for the basis of a signature loan. Of course, you’ll need to have some record of a decent income from competition first.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Andy just got kicked in his assets. Again.
enigmamz about 1 year ago
Sorta like a pawn shop.
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
I’ve got a house and a cook.
Mediatech about 1 year ago
Can he get a mortgage on his pool cue?
BenGMan about 1 year ago
Maybe you should just lie.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Wishing everyone a peaceful Friday.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
If Andy was in America he could get tens of thousands in student loans and the government du jour would have someone else pay them off with their tax dollars.
ksu71 about 1 year ago
Maybe he should gone with darts instead of pool.
mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago
Hoof? Love it.
scote1379 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Intangibles are priceless yet Intangiblle Worthless !
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
You do sparkle when being pulled from the canal.
asavage8654 about 1 year ago
Once again, never trust a chap in a purple suit.
petermerck about 1 year ago
Should have mentioned his skill in darts.
wongo about 1 year ago
A gentleman farmer has his labilities in the country and his assets in town.
WorkshopGardener Premium Member about 1 year ago
Perhaps he could get a student loan…
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ouch!
philwinn about 1 year ago
Funny. He would be a good addition to their football team.
formathe about 1 year ago
Obviously he did not show the photos of his Knick Knacks.
Newenglandah about 1 year ago
One would think that by now every bank in Andy’s city would know Andy and keep him out of their loan departments.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
So much for what Andy’s assets are worth…
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Aw come on, you call that a kick. You must play for the local soccer team.
teachteed23 about 1 year ago
Hoof? Hoof? Makes the kick sound like a missed field goal.
andersjg Premium Member about 1 year ago
He’s on a first name basis with every bank’s loan officer in town.
JosephShriver about 1 year ago
Do they not check credit scores? Or is it only an American thing? He credit should be abysmal, that and I would think the loan offices would start spreading the word about Andy Capp
T... about 1 year ago
Andy, you dummy, Flo is your asset, she can repay…
Buckeye67 about 1 year ago
Andy even lies about his assets, he has a nasty personality and he cheats at pool.
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Does Andy play soccer, rugby, or both?
tad1 about 1 year ago
A sparkling personality? That doesn’t sound like Andy at all. A drunken personality would be more accurate.