Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 12, 2024

Andy wouldn’t dream about taking a job that might mean he’d have to do any work.

Pickled onions?? YUCK!!!

Flo wanted to get Andy into a pickle.

Flo, you’ve GOT to chuck that worthless bum for good!!

Flo wants to pickle Andy’s onions!

But Andy- think of all the pickled onions you’ll get to eat.

Braithwaite was the surname of the guy who hired me into Boeing!

Fantastic sharp man, so they kicked him into a fast track to higher management.

So I was left working for his replacement, kind of a let down!

Andy’s just been thoughtful, he wouldn’t want Flo to overwork.

Shouting is not necessary you annoying woman.

Shocking!, Flo is a healthy, strong lass, quite capable to hold three jobs. Andy! where are your sensibilities, women are our equals. Must be working. So many blokes are wearing dresses nowdays, to get recognition.

Andy is already pickled most of the time!

Perish the thought.

’e canna work ’e ’as an ’andicap

I like pickled onions, especially with gin and vermouth.!

Andy and Pickled are closely related.

If Mr. Braithwaite knows Andy, he probably wouldn’t want to hire him, knowing his work ethic.

Andy is headed down the wrong path——-again.

Andy is sort of like a pickled onion. Well, he is pickled, anyway. Also, like an onion, he can be a real stinker that makes people cry.

Like my friend said, ’ It’s a lazy man who can’t find his wife a second job’. And no, that fiend was not Andy.

“Onion factory leaves local woman in tears.”

Flo you should know by now all Andy wants is bet and drink those are. His jobs

If Andy did get a job there and actually show up for work (fat chance!), he’d be more pickled than the onions!