Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 18, 2024

I guess that’s nice.

Well Andy…. the botox is usually for the face … but … the hands are still free (so be careful there … o_O)

For Andy that is beyond nice!

I was waiting for the panel with the fist coming past the door

I’m sure she’s still capable of punching his lights out!

A fine start, just need a larger dose now

Good thinking Andy.

Ah! The stiff upper lip is NOT just a saying.

That’s the nicest thing he’s ever said to her.

I would say he followed up with an offer to smooth out the cracks with a cement trowel, but that would be going too far.I sure that would earn Andy a stiff and bleeding lip ;-D

Is Botox OTC in UK that a beautician can administer?

Botox at a beauty salon???

So Flo’s mum won’t be at the pub tonight. Or swigging through a straw.

That’s as nice as Andy will get to his mother-in-law.

Any body that has Botulism Toxin injected into their body is a complete idiot. Not only are some of the side effects deadly but it is only a temporary treatment that paralyzes muscles at the injection site. If looks could kill?

Mum is going to end up breaking her face, I bet.

Believe me Andy; she WANTS to frown at you in the worst way!!

Well, he was nice, he opened the door.

That’s about as nice as Andy gets.

Too bad we never get to see Mum…or is it?

That has to be the nicest thing he’s ever said to his Mum-In-Law.

In the good old days, she’d have whacked him with her purse.

Leave it to Andy but it is better then what he usually says to flo’s mum

Andy, you should know better — any time she isn’t frowning at you, it has to be because she can’t. Maybe you should try one of these instead:

“Hello, Missus. Flo said you had Botox — didn’t quite get all the wrinkles out, did it?”

“Hello, Missus. Flo said you had Botox; hope you don’t have any of those deadly side effects the commercials warn about.”

“Hello, Missus. Flo said you had Botox — why would a woman with your natural beauty even think she needed that?”

(If you’re wondering, that last one is intended to cause her to keel over from shock.)

Turn that frown upside down!