Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 17, 2024

Not the way Andy shoulders.

Flo … just … go and make some tea for the boys, please?

The Season hasn’t started yet and I already miss Jurgen Klopp , LIVERPOOL , LIV3RPOOL , LIVERPOOL

Flo has an opinion, give it up guys!

Well, at least they DO make an effort—that is, until Capp starts a brawl with a player from the other team!

Flo, I resemble that remark, much to my amazement.

Looks like a Prison Yard

I’m not sure which heavy metals he’s talking about, probably some lead, some may have some brass. There may be one or two with some bronze,, but definitely no gold or silver. Not a bit of Mercury to be had among them. I might say nickel, but that’s probably paying too much.

One coaches what one is given.

Look, Andy has his hands folded. Either praying or gotta go pee.

skip the game and go straight to the pub.

Note none of the lads are disputing that comment.

They are going to need more than tea……guaranteed!

This game might test their mettle.

Ah, yes. I remember Jurgen well. Got klopped over by a horse and buggy, I believe.

Without cartoon science Andy would be over 100, since he served in WW II…..

That’s the team spirit Flo.

Just remember: the boys here play the game just for the fun of it—considering how much they’re paid for it.

Only time I’ve seen Andy sober, alert and attentive

“Heavy metal football?” Never heard of that term until now. You learn something new every day.

The way Andy tackles and cloud fights his opponents seems to be Heavy metal.

Whenever this team moves the ball downfield far enough to see who the goalie is, that’s their idea of high intensity.

Flo that team looks like the bar breaker led by andy