Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 31, 2024

That’s how it should be.

jailbirds of a feather Andrew!

If Maurice and his accountant were caught cheating on their taxes (if that’s what “fiddling the tax man” means), wouldn’t they be incarcerated in a more “upper class” prison system than a lowly brawler like Capp?

that’s a …. well-established business, sir!

In the USA the popular rich people go the country club prisons, the scum rich people go to hard core prison

You should have been “fiddling” the tax man’s wife!

What is Andy in for this time?

Taxes — same old same old.

Maurice should have diddled the tax woman rather than fiddling the tax man. Dilly! Dilly! God Save the King!

This place is getting to high class for Andy.

Birds of the feather flock together…..

Between my Attorney, Bernie, and my accountant Freddie “Fingers” Filcher, I’m been kept so broke I can’t pay attention.

Pretty secure lockup for a drunk tank.

Works for me.

Old joke, though usually it’s the inmate’s lawyer in the next cell. (In fact, the joke was originally about ADAM’S lawyer!)

Sounds like Maurice got his just desserts.

Fiddling the taxman? Sounds kinky.

We’re all crooks in the eye of the law! Andy just gets special treatment. Like Capone.