Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 23, 2024

But mentally he’s very immature.

You could say he’s ripe…

Jack … what were you trying to do exactly? Ah! get Andy red-handed in front of Flo, maybe??? If so, I cherish the idea…

Andy is so far inebriated that the insult does not phase him.

Andy’s too cheesed off to give an Edam about it!

He can also be likened to aged wine that’s been left in the heat too long and turned to vinegar.

Could at least waited to talk about him while he’s in the loo.

When is he going to finish off the other half a pint?

Don’t refrig your cheese folks. Andy just got the cold shoulder. Again. Can a man be an old tart? Not hinting at Andy…

Wait till Andy cuts the cheese.

Haven’t seen too many young guys in that place. They’re pretty much all “more mature men.”

A good Stilton is mouldy and smelly, but loved by millions, just like Andy ;-)

You’re not so hot yourself, Plunger Lips

Aged just like milk

Andy fancies himself quite a catch. He’s been falling in the canal far too often!

That woman is a good judge of character in general, & of Capp in particular!

Sauced again…………..not moldy!

Moldy? Like her sweater?

He’s mature age wise, but not act wise.

Andy is married!

he is also a married man

I’d say that Andy is more like limburger than cheddar, except he doesn’t really stink.

If he gets insulted like this at the bar, he might as well have stayed home and drank. Flo is pretty good at insults.

If he was rich they’d say he had cultured breeding.