Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 18, 2025

That certainly an instant decision!

for that, check the backdoor, Andy – I’m interested to see that staff too ….

RIP, Dame Joan Plowright.

Smart loan officers.

The unfriendly staff would have booted you out.

It certainly was instant.

The unfriendly bank would tell you shove off you pi** flap.

Anyone on the dole knows any bank would laugh you out the door.

He seems to have been disallowed the loan.

That was friendly. With the rate of intetest today, you have to be cruel to be kind.

They did him a favour in the long run.

just hand him a beer and he will leave happy

His photo is probably posted in every one in town with a warning to ‘not lend any monies’.

That IS the friendly staff. An instant decision was made.

I’m sure they know you there too. :J

It was an instant decision.

Well, you did get an instant decision, Andy!

He always comes pre-disapproved.

Andy’s reputation precedes him. Similar to Al Bundy (Married . . . with Children), whose picture was displayed in the local supermarket with the warning, “Do Not Cash Checks From This Man!”

It’s like insurance companies. They are your best friend until you need them.

Can’t get anymore instant than that.

Andy your repetition precedes you