Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 09, 2025

there is always a bright side, Andy – and thanks for correcting the officer as well!

In fact, you just might win!

They know him too well.

How does one cheat at darts?

Look on the brightside of life.

No cheating, Andy by sticking your foot over the toe-line.

It’s known as the oche to the edukated.

See what l did there?

@tad1. When you eventually get here, see your ‘belated birthday limerick’ over at ‘Ballard Street’.

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Heck I had no idea Andy was lefthanded…

And how, pray tell, does one cheat playing a darts game?

Andy is LEFT handed?

Busted in several ways, Andy!

A powerful magnet right in back of the bullseye.

Just curious: how do you cheat at darts: laser guiding?

“Is this a game of chance?”

“Not the way I play it, no.”

We had a player who loved to “Foot the line” as we called it. Got to a point the entire bar would yell out “FOOT”, when he edged forward.

They won’t even regard you with suspicion since Andy’s not playing.

First part of the Sunday two-fer: We were playing football (soccer) and a rugby game broke out.

I had to leave the ambulatory surgical center in December wearing a “soft” cast on my left arm in a sling after an operation on my left thumb. When I removed the sling to get out of my shirt, I couldn’t figure out how to put it back on the way it was. This sling had four velcro-secured straps that I couldn’t figure out what went where. I looked online in vain for some help and didn’t realize how many different types and brands of arm slings there were. I just had to make do with what I thought was best. Thankfully, I only had to wear it for two weeks.

I still like the darts match with Inspector Kemp in “Young Frankenstein”. “Darts” one for the ages!

Buy Andy a beer fellers. Cheer the walking wounded up.

Andy’s a leftie? I never noticed!

How do you cheat at darts?

ba dum tss

In the next panel, Andy grabs him with his good arm and flings him through the Pub window.

Postpone the final. They can not win without Capp. Setting up a fine wager by Capp to back the other team now.

Leave it to Andy to brawl on the pitch

Hey,that’s his stein-holding hand!! How will he ever survive?