Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 20, 2025

clear up your words, lady!! Some people have simple programs in their heads and you know that pretty well!

If it can be misunderstood, Andy will misunderstand it.

He was told to dress for the job you want so he dressed as a layabout

Flo, you should know by now that he will NEVER seek employment and will bleed off of you for the rest of his miserable life! Leave him—for good, this time! You can start a new life—maybe even get your own strip (too bad the title “Flo and Friends” is already taken).

Andy just wanted to make an impression. Just not a good one.

These days a lot of companies include drug and alcohol tests in their interviews. Hard to believe l know!

I’d refuse to participate. Not only because l’m a headstrong individual who’s against ‘the system’ but also because l know l’d fail!

As big as she is, you’d think SHE was the worthless lay about.

Flo, he does not want the job. Doesn’t matter whether he lies on the couch or goes to the interview, he’s not taking work. Go have some cooking wine and relax with some daytime TV.

You’ve gotta give specific instructions where this lout is concerned.

Andy should spiff up for a trip to The Rose and Crown in case one of those curb crawler chippies happens in. Dilly! Dilly! boy howdy.

Just let Andy go as he is, an unkempt almost senior citizen.

Unkempt and scruffy is pretty well par for the course for Andy.

That ws a non-close shave

Andy just wants to make a good impression. An impression that won’t get him the job is a good impression!

As we get closer to April 1st, I just want to say it’s been fun bantering with all you folks here. The cost factor is not steep, but when you add the foreign exchange it seems a bit dear. I think I will just wander over to another free site. it’s been a slice. Y’all be good to each other.

Andy uses any excuse to his benefit!!

Look, they said he had to go to the job interviews, they didn’t said anything about how to dress. And it’s not like he’s gonna take the job.

Ooops, to late, he’s already in the fetal position!

You know he’s going to do whatever he can to NOT get the job.

CLASSIC ANDY CAPP Dept.

Flo is scowling and leaving the house with her suitcase.

As she passes the window we see Andy lying on the couch listening to a test match on the radio.

Flo shouts through the window, “WE INTERRUPT THIS CRICKET COMMENTARY TO MAKE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT – YER WIFE’S LEFT YER!”

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I wonder if Flo will ever realize that Andy DOESN’T want a job.