Annie by Jay Maeder and Alan Kupperberg for April 15, 2009

That’s it, Oliver, shock the heck out of them!

The only possible answer under the circumstances is “I serve at the pleasure of Mr. Warbucks” as you are handing him your registration. Offering to fall on your sword is abut the only thing that would impress him right now.

This is where Sandy’s trainer asks if his stock options will still be paid.

Don’t you just hate meetings like that?

Yes, dissolve Warbucks Worldwide completely, and take up a life I’ve come to love, being a fighter in an unnamed former Soviet Republic…

I think Mr. Warbucks will be heading back to the states in the naer fucher

So that I can become a superhero, known as The Nail.

Morning, Anniephans!

Nah. Ain’t gonna happen.