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And the mystery deepens – Europe’s capitals are in turmoil as suggestions arise that the shocking Oliver Warbucks diaries are fraudulent!
Mmph!
Oliver Warbucks’ secret journals – now headlined worldwide!
Well, sure there’s some truth in them Annie! Quiet agreements with foreign American interests years ago – tacit approval of some dictator’s removal – Yes, I had a hand in those things – just business after all!
But this! That I personally funded the murders of – Wow! This king! That pasha! Why, I had nothing to do with – Annie! This is absurd!
Global destabilization, Warbucks! Your name is being used by malevolents!
My God! If these insane yarns are believed, do you know how many fragile political alliances are smeared? How many luckless men will die?
Indeed! At more than one far away capital at this moment –
Traitor! Secessionist! Dog of a pig! Pig of a dog!
But, but! Warbucks, eh? I know nothing of –
We also find newspaper man Harry Finney out of luck!
Say! What th – can’t slow down! Car won’t stop! Something’s wrong!
Accelerator jammed! Brakes gone! No, no! Oh my God, no!
I fear I bear sad news, Warbucks. Your friend Finney, the newspaper man!
Eh? Something’s happened to Harry?
So that’s one less guy who will (something) about Warbucks!
Bah! There will be others! We cannot silence them all!
And the mystery deepens – Europe’s capitals are in turmoil as suggestions arise that the shocking Oliver Warbucks diaries are fraudulent!
Mmph!
Oliver Warbucks’ secret journals – now headlined worldwide!
Well, sure there’s some truth in them Annie! Quiet agreements with foreign American interests years ago – tacit approval of some dictator’s removal – Yes, I had a hand in those things – just business after all!
But this! That I personally funded the murders of – Wow! This king! That pasha! Why, I had nothing to do with – Annie! This is absurd!
Global destabilization, Warbucks! Your name is being used by malevolents!
My God! If these insane yarns are believed, do you know how many fragile political alliances are smeared? How many luckless men will die?
Indeed! At more than one far away capital at this moment –
Traitor! Secessionist! Dog of a pig! Pig of a dog!
But, but! Warbucks, eh? I know nothing of –
We also find newspaper man Harry Finney out of luck!
Say! What th – can’t slow down! Car won’t stop! Something’s wrong!
Accelerator jammed! Brakes gone! No, no! Oh my God, no!
I fear I bear sad news, Warbucks. Your friend Finney, the newspaper man!
Eh? Something’s happened to Harry?
So that’s one less guy who will (something) about Warbucks!
Bah! There will be others! We cannot silence them all!